Nasty Shelly Voice Assistant will rip a new one into you. She is your intelligent personal assistant who wont think twice about calling you an idiot. Shelly is an super intelligent digital personality that uses a natural language user interface to answer questions, make recommendations about life and love, and turn on you at any moment.
Insult her, and she will lash out at you with vengeance! Anger her, and she will tear your heart out! Try to ignore her, and she will cut off your man parts!

Here is a tip: Don't mention Siri. If you do, get ready for Shelly to show you why she is called Nasty Shelly.